🚨 WANTED FOR CRIMES AGAINST PEACE & QUIET 🚨 Romeo & Bromeo are officially available for adoption together through Knox Vintage Pet Project because apparently one household suffering wasn’t enough. These 9-month-old domestic shorthair brothers are bonded, which means wherever one bad decision goes, the other follows with worse intentions. Romeo is your standard issue cat. Friendly. Fearless. Occasionally cuddly. Pretty normal honestly. Bromeo, however, is a challenge. This tiny goblin exists purely to test human patience. You cannot catch him. You cannot trust him. The SECOND you get comfortable, he appears out of nowhere to smack you in the face and sprint away like a tiny wheezing cryptid. Both boys came into rescue with respiratory infections. Romeo recovered like a respectable citizen. Bromeo is NOT contagious, but he still has inflammation in his lungs and is currently on another round of steroids. At this point, we suspect the loud breathing may just be chronic for him. The crazy part? Other than sounding like a retired coal miner climbing stairs, you’d never know anything was wrong with him. He still runs, jumps, wrestles, eats, uses the litter box perfectly, commits felonies, and terrorizes the household with unmatched confidence. wheeze snort something crashes in another room Ah yes. Bromeo is awake. Their hobbies include: 🗑️ Playing with literal garbage instead of toys 🏎️ Turning bottle caps into NASCAR races at 2am 🧗 Climbing things they shouldn’t 👊 Assaulting humans during movie night They are: ✔️ Both male ✔️ 9 months old ✔️ Domestic shorthair mixes ✔️ Bonded pair ✔️ Fully litter box trained ✔️ $150 adoption fee EACH ✔️ One normal cat + one active psychological experiment If you’ve been wanting one sweet, typical cat AND one tiny unhinged menace, this is the pair for you.