Mr. Monopoly doesn't just wake up; he collects his daily energy stipend and immediately starts sprinting around the board. His schedule is packed tighter than a four-house development on Boardwalk. 06:00 AM - Advance to GO: Zoomies across the bed at maximum velocity. Do not collect a single extra minute of rest. 09:00 AM - Community Chest: Digging through the laundry basket to "liberate" socks. Bank error in his favor. 12:00 PM - Chance: Swatting a glass to the edge of the counter. Will it stay or will it fall? It's a roll of the dice. 03:00 PM - Income Tax: Demand a 10% cut of whatever human food is currently being prepared.