Hi. My name is technically Loki… I am a 90lb neutered male Rottweiler wrecking ball currently accepting applications for my forever kingdom. If you’ve ever wanted to live with a furry tornado that believes personal space is a myth, I’m your guy. A few things about me: 🐾 I’m 4 years old, but emotionally still a giant puppy 🐾 I LOVE to play 🐾 I’m ridiculously smart (seriously… suspiciously smart) 🐾 Food is my love language 🐾 I will absolutely be involved in everything you do 🐾 I come with unlimited entertainment value Now… let’s address the elephant-sized Rottie in the room: I’d really prefer to be your one and only child. Other dogs? Meh. I have strong main-character energy and would THRIVE soaking up all your attention myself. The rescue agrees, so I can only be adopted to a home without other dogs. I do occasionally have a little “ummm… what exactly did you just say to me?” attitude, but honestly, I think it’s mostly talk. Probably. 😏 If you’ve had Rottweilers before, you already know this attitude is part of what makes us famous. The humans here absolutely adore me — especially my face. They keep calling me a “block head.” I’m still deciding whether that’s rude or a compliment, but apparently in the Rottie world it’s considered a very good thing. Because I’m a big, smart, energetic boy, the rescue says my future kingdom needs to include: 🏡 A fenced yard 🐾 No other dogs 👦 If children must be teenagers due to the wrecking ball factor. 🖤 Previous Rottweiler experience 🧠 Humans willing to keep my body active and my brain busy with training, games, and adventures So if you, or someone you know, wants a hilarious, loving, oversized beast with Loki-level mischief energy, please apply through R.E.A.L. Rottweiler Rescue before I accidentally body-check another innocent piece of furniture 🤣 Apply at: www.REALRottweilerRescue.com