🚨 ATTENTION EVERYONE. I have discovered a problem. 🚨 This problem is named Jada. Jada waddled into my life looking like someone inflated a potato and added a permanent smile setting. She believes every human exists specifically to admire her face, rub her belly, and tell her she's pretty. Frankly, the confidence level is concerning. As you can see, she enjoys: ✔️ Rolling dramatically onto her back for belly rubs ✔️ Smiling like she just got away with tax fraud ✔️ Trotting over with her giant grin and asking, "You got snacks?" ✔️ Existing as a whole mood She has mastered the art of being ridiculously adorable while somehow looking like she pays no bills and contributes nothing to society. One minute she's upside down in the grass showing off her potato belly, and the next she's staring into your soul with those big eyes like, "You're taking me home, right?" Listen. I don't make the rules. I just report the news. And the news is: Jada is ready for a family of her own. Apply before someone else snatches up this little chonky ray of sunshine and I have to spend another day listening to her walk around acting like she's celebrity-level famous. — Gumbo, Superintendent of Poor Decisions 🐾 Adoption Fee: $250 We are located in Fosters, AL and can transport North to an adopter for an additional $200. We make stops in CT, PA, VT and anywhere along our route! Interested in adopting? Apply here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1teia-a5bjCdlhO8DMHawSBb1sEAO3ZrhAOwLR-FTTWc/viewform?edit_requested=true Apply here to foster: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSczMZLMyvgBYnE8m0H38BZ3TnMjAwpa_j1gkXZOfWSVAD2ZLg/viewform?usp=send_form Must be 21+ to adopt!