WANTED: MITTENS MAYHEM Authorities report that Mittens Mayhem has officially escaped the streets and is now searching for her next big score… a forever family! Weighing in at just over 6lbs, this tiny criminal mastermind specializes in grand theft hearts, illegal levels of cuteness, and purring her way out of absolutely everything. Don’t let her adorable black-and-white disguise fool you — Mittens Mayhem knows exactly how to take control of a household with one blink of her innocent little eyes. Her rap sheet includes: 🐾 Excessive snuggling 🐾 Suspiciously loud purring 🐾 Stealing warm spots on the couch 🐾 Manipulating humans for treats 🐾 Looking adorable at all times Despite her life of “crime,” Mittens Mayhem is ready to cut a deal: provide her with love, comfy naps, and endless affection, and she promises to rule your home with only minimal chaos. If you’re ready to become the willing accomplice to this pint-sized feline felon, Mittens Mayhem is prepared to steal her way straight into your heart forever.