Hi. I’m Zandor, and I would like to personally thank you for stopping to admire me. You have excellent taste. I have two great loves in life: attention and food. Preferably both at the same time. If you are looking for a quiet, mysterious cat who keeps to himself... keep scrolling. I have important things to discuss at all hours of the day, mostly involving snacks and why you should pet me immediately. I LOVE people. If you sit down, I’m in your lap. If you walk into the kitchen, I’m your emotional support supervisor. If you open literally anything that sounds remotely food-related, I appear out of thin air like a tiny furry magician. Things I enjoy: Snacks Wet food Dry food Probably your food Being the center of attention Following you everywhere Telling dramatic stories for absolutely no reason Acting like I haven’t eaten in three business days My adoption fee is sponsored and reduced to just $40. I’m already neutered, current on vaccines, and I’ll be microchipped before going home with you. Best of all, I’m ready to go to my new home today. If you’d like to come meet me, please call 256-362-5856 to schedule an appointment. I’ll be waiting by the food bowl giving my best “I’m wasting away” performance.