Hi. I’m Fraggle. Yes, the Fraggle. Tiny kitten. Massive personality. I’m about 10–11 weeks old, male, and currently accepting applications for my future full-time staff. Duties include feeding me, admiring me, laughing at my antics, and telling me how handsome I am at least 14 times a day. I was raised as an only child, which means I have absolutely no understanding of “personal space” or “being humble.” I am the most confident kitten on Earth. New people? New best friends. Mysterious crinkly bag in the hallway? I’m already inside it. I play hard, love harder, and fully believe every room I enter is now my stage. I come equipped with: Olympic-level zoomies Professional comedy skills Unlimited affection A belief that all attention belongs to me Zero survival instincts when it comes to dangling hoodie strings My adoption fee is sponsored and reduced to just $40, which honestly feels low considering I’m basically entertainment, emotional support, and chaos wrapped into one tiny furry package. That fee includes my neuter, vaccines, and microchip before I go home with you. If your house feels a little too peaceful and your life lacks tiny dramatic performances at 2 a.m., I may be exactly what you need. If you’re interested in meeting me, call 256-362-5856 to schedule an appointment. Bring compliments. I expect them.