WANTED FOR QUESTIONABLE ACTIVITIES: Burrito Bandit. Charges include: stealing snacks unauthorized cuddle attacks grand theft socks smuggling toys across state lines being illegally adorable Burrito Bandit is a young male pup with a wrap sheet longer than a Taco Bell drive-thru order. He's fast. He's sneaky. And if you leave a blanket unattended, he will absolutely roll himself up in it like the little burrito criminal he is. Witnesses report that he is: charming with everyone he meets dangerously cute full of zoomies and bad decisions capable of melting hearts on contact Authorities have attempted to contain him with toys and naps, but he continues escaping directly into people's laps. Honestly, Burrito Bandit isn't interested in money. He's after higher value targets: your attention, your snacks, and your entire emotional stability. Adopt Burrito Bandit today before he taco-bouts his way into somebody else's home.