I'm a Chad! Wait... no I AM Chad. I am charming and I will convince you to let me move into your house. I refuse to pay any bills and will sit on your counter and eat all your food if you leave it out. If you walk by me and ignore me, I will reach out and grab you. If you do pet me, I will probably bite you. I will look you in the eye while I dig my claws into your couch. I might consider an open relationship with another pet if they stay out of my bubble and there's enough extra treats in it for me and you don't mention the extra pounds. You know it's all muscle.