Meet Ranger: part kitten, part ninja, part flying potato. When he's not sprinting across the house at Mach 10 for absolutely no reason, he's practicing karate and extreme parkour with his brothers, Walker and Texas. Together, the three of them have mastered the ancient art of knocking everything off counters while screaming into the void at 3 AM. Ranger specializes in surprise attacks on ankles, dramatic backflips off the couch, and roundhouse-kicking dust particles that nobody else can see. His life goals include defeating the evil vacuum cleaner and earning a black belt in chaos.