Excuse me, yes, hello. My name is Darby, and before we go any further, I would like to address the tongue situation. I only have one front tooth left. One. As a result, my tongue sticks out most of the time like I’m constantly in the middle of forgetting what I was about to say. The humans think this is “absolutely hilarious” and “ridiculously cute,” which honestly feels a little disrespectful, but I’ve decided to use it to my advantage. I’m a 11⁄2-year-old male cat with excellent comedic timing, a very kissable little face, and the confidence of a cat who refuses to let a minor tooth shortage affect his quality of life. I’m already neutered and current on vaccines, so I’m ready to go home with you today. My adoption fee is sponsored and reduced to just $40, which seems wildly affordable for a cat with this much personality. Things I enjoy include: Sitting near you while pretending not to care about attention Looking permanently goofy in every photograph Sticking my tongue out at people without consequences. If you’ve been searching for a cat with character, charm, and the face of a retired boxer who turned his life around, I may be exactly what you need. Call 256-362-5856 to schedule an appointment to meet me.