Meet Mortimer: built like a baked potato with legs and powered almost entirely by snacks and naps. This delightfully chunky weirdo has mastered the art of dramatic sighing, questionable zoomies, and staring at you like he personally pays the bills. He's goofy, lazy, oddly shaped in the most lovable way, and full of bizarre little quirks that somehow make him even more charming. If you're looking for a calm partner in crime with the soul of an old man and the energy level of a throw pillow, Mortimer is your guy.