Why I'd make a great companion: ~Woof! My name is Johnny Cage and I weigh 33 LBS! ~I’m sweet, friendly, and absolutely convinced that every human I meet exists to pet me and tell me I’m amazing! ~I can detect “attention being given to someone else” from across the house and will immediately appear like I teleported just to correct the situation! ~Head down and meet me today! Type of home I'm looking for: ~A loving home that understands that I will be part dog, part shadow, and part emotional support supervisor of your entire life! ~My adoption fee is: $350