HEYYYY MACARENA! If you’ve ever wanted a cat built like a Thanksgiving turkey with the confidence of a divorced aunt at karaoke night… meet Macarena. Macarena is short. Like suspiciously short. Her legs are giving “corgi cosplay,” while her belly is giving “all you can eat buffet champion.” She doesn’t run — she toddles with purpose! She is equal parts sweet and spicy. One minute she’s demanding cuddles like a tiny baby angel, the next she’s slapping your ankle because you dared breathe near her during her zoomie hour. Personal boundaries are important to her. Yours do not matter. Macarena is flea treated, dewormed, vaccinated, and being spayed today so she can fully focus on her true passions: eating snacks, yelling for no reason, and judging everyone in the house from the arm of the couch like a tiny unemployed landlord. AND somehow there are THREE of them. Macarena has two nearly identical sisters that will be ready for adoption soon, meaning this family apparently reproduces exclusively by copy and paste. More tiny-legged chaos is on the way. Indoor only because honestly… nature is not prepared for this much woman. www.uaars.org/adopt