Spanky: The Perpetual Baby Gender: Male Vibe: Professional Needy Boy (and Mini-Void) Don't let the sleek black fur fool you; Spanky is a total softie through and through. While he loves to follow Alfie and Dina on their adventures, he'd much rather be redirected into a pair of warm arms. Spanky is the "baby" of the bunch and he knows it-he thrives on chin scratches, belly rubs, and constant reassurance. If you sit down, expect a Spanky-shaped shadow to appear instantly. He doesn't want to rule the world; he just wants to be loved by you.