Are you ready to see the chubbiest little chonk, the most perfect potato, the doughiest doggo that we've seen at Muttville in recent history? Welcome to Muttville, Malcolm! This little black and white chi might be a little heftier than our average chihuahuas at about 18 pounds, but his winsome waddle and adorable little face will easily win you over. He looks like he'd give the most amazing hugs, but you'll have to come by Muttville to truly test for yourself. This black and white bean is beautiful blend of Rorschach blots with an almost perfect fleur de lis crowning his fuzzy frosting face. With black ears that fold adorably over his face leading him to have a distinctly impish air, this 14-year-old mutt implies an air of mischief that you'd expect from a much younger dog. We just know that he has some tricks up his tiny sleeves for Survivor week, so you'll have to stay tuned to see if he's the winner! But, if you really want to impact the ratings, you could come swipe this little superstar today, making you the real winners of a perfect puptato for life!