Hi, I'm Roly Poly! And yes, before you ask - I absolutely live up to my name. I'm the kind of cat who will flop right over the moment you start petting me, roll around demanding more love, and then do it all over again. I'm basically a furry, purring avalanche of affection, and I have zero plans to stop.<br/><br/>I am serious about making biscuits. World-class. Award-winning. I'm kneading away basically any time I'm happy - which is pretty much always. Lap? That's my spot. Yours, specifically. I'll climb right up, get cozy, and make myself at home while I work on my latest dough masterpiece. <br/><br/>Belly rubs are not just accepted - they are celebrated. I'll roll over, stretch out, and give you the full floppy treatment to make sure you can reach every last spot. If you're looking for a cat who is independent and aloof, I'm afraid I'm not your guy. But if you want a soft, squishy, endlessly loving companion who will remind you every single day how good life can be - well, I think we should talk.<br/><br/>Come meet me. I'll have the biscuits ready! ...