Well hello there, future Crookshanks fan club president, I'm Crookshanks, and I've got this whole "effortlessly adorable" thing down to a science, give me a soft blanket and a little attention and I'll handle the rest, think instant purring, cozy cuddles, and expertly timed flops right into your personal space, I'm basically a professional snuggler with a side hobby of being ridiculously cute, looking for a low maintenance best friend who will happily soak up all your love and return it tenfold, perfect, I've been waiting for you.