Meet Ernie — the beautiful chocolate staffy mix (we think!) who is equal parts handsome, goofy, and heart-melting. This boy walks through life looking like he was created by someone who wanted a dog that is 50% muscle, 50% couch potato, and 100% derp. His smile is pure pittie perfection, and everything he does — from the way he trots, to the way he turns his head, to the way he makes decisions — is guaranteed to make you laugh. Ernie is the king of the random sploot. This man will sploot anywhere, anytime, under any circumstances. Meeting a dog? Sploot. Walking across the yard? Sploot. Being asked to please just stand up for one second? Nope — sploot time. It’s his signature move and he is very proud of it. Honestly, if splooting were a profession, Ernie would be the CEO. Need to see the sploots for yourself? Go watch Ernie's video! https://youtu.be/7mzcU2qX6fI?si=eo4AeXZk198oY4sR He’s such a sweet, gentle soul. He LOVES people and melts into affection the second someone gives him attention. With kids, he was unbelievably soft and gentle — it was like he instantly knew to tone down his goofiness and be extra careful with tiny humans. He’s loving, confident, and genuinely seems to think every person he meets is a new best friend. With dogs, Ernie is hilarious and incredibly endearing. He desperately wants to play but… he isn’t entirely sure how. He’ll watch other dogs run around like, “Whoa… what is this? How do I join?” Then he’ll trot next to them doing his little tippy taps, following the fun like the sweetest, most confused sidekick. He did great with every dog he met and would thrive with a confident, easygoing female who can show him the ropes, tell him when he’s being awkward, and help him understand the rules of doggy playtime. He also won’t mind being the only dog — he’s flexible like that. Now, cats… Ernie has made it VERY clear that he is far too interested in them. So we’ll make it simple: no kitties for this man. Ernie could absolutely be an apartment dog. He’s surprisingly chill for his size, settles quickly, and sploots even quicker. He loves walks, enjoys sniffing around, and would be the cutest adventure buddy for someone who likes exploring but also likes coming home to a relaxed couch potato. Ernie is silly, gentle, affectionate, wiggly, and wonderfully awkward in all the best ways. He’s the kind of dog who brightens the whole room just by existing. If you’re looking for a big, squishy, splooty boy who will make you laugh daily and love you endlessly — Ernie is your guy. Ready to welcome a new furry friend into your life? Apply today! https://adopt.animalsfirst.com/animal/62cc8e128b02916730334440/691b62783de2dfa04e0993a8 Questions? Email kristin@threelittlepittiesrescue.org We facilitate adoptions nationwide using our rescue run USDA certified transport system, ensuring every pet travel safely and comfortably with 24/7 care. Our transport includes drop off locations, in WA, UT, OR, ID, VA, PA, OH, NY, CT, VT, TN, KY, WI, MN, IL, WI and Canada (pick up in Bellingham, WA, Buffalo, NY or Brattleboro, VT for for Canadian adopters). You will have the opportunity to track their journey in real time, see photo updates, learn fun facts, connect with fellow adopters and fosters through our private Facebook event page! Before the adoption is finalized, you will meet your pet through a video call, creating a fun and personalized experience! The adoption fee is $1000 and includes all vetting (DAPP with booster, Bordetella, Rabies vaccine, multiple broad spectrum deworming treatments, spay/neuter, flea prevention, a 12 month heartworm preventative injectable, heartworm test and treatment if needed, a microchip with free lifetime registration, a high quality nylon Martingale collar, a health certificate deeming the pup healthy for travel, cost of transport*, and priceless years of love and loyal companionship! We proudly have over 17,000 successful adoptions and excellent Google Reviews: https://g.co/kgs/UQ5Pyai We care deeply about creating lasting matches between dog and family for long term success, and take the time to ensure each adoption is a fit through our matchmaking process. At our 2 acre Texas based property, we assess every animal with trainers on staff, we modify behavior as needed, and create individualized behavior plans to help prepare dogs for their future families including crate training, potty training, leash walking, etc. Our fosters are able to attend group training and socialization play groups helping them stay confident, well rounded, and adoption-ready. Our on-site trainers are dedicated to each dog’s growth and we enjoy seeing their progress! We go above and beyond to ensure every animal receives exceptional care. Veterinarians consistently praise our medical standards. From routine care to advanced treatments, each dog receives personalized attention. Hard costs for a healthy dog range from $804-$920; heartworm-positive dogs or those needing specialized care can exceed $2,000+. Adoption fees help cover a portion of these expenses, but without government funding, we rely on fundraising to bridge the gap—ranging from $100–$1,000+ per dog. Our adoption fees reflect the extensive care and resources that go into each animal we save. The adoption fee is a donation to the mission and goes far beyond getting a fully vetted pet. It doesn’t stop there! Our adopters also receive these SPECIAL PERKS: Extensive behavioral testing and information from trainers on our staff to ensure the perfect fit for your family Discounts on Embark DNA test kit- $30 off of Breed ID test or $50 off of Breed ID plus Health test 30 day trial of pet insurance with Trupanion A free private online dog training session with GoodPup, plus low pricing for future sessions Access to multiple dog trainers in your area, along with $40 off of your first session of in person dog training through Rover Training 70% off of your first order of Fetch, a delicious PNW based fresh dog meatballs subscription Coupons for a fun visit to Petco 20% off of Dr. Cuddles pet first aid and hygiene solutions Discounted heartworm, flea prevention, and monthly dewormer Access to our exclusive FB Adopters page, where you can network for play dates, resources, and connect with other adopters that share their passion for their adopted pup! The Greater Houston area faces one of the highest stray and overpopulation rates in the U.S. We’re a nonprofit on a mission—to rescue, rehabilitate, and rehome dogs at risk, while promoting spay/neuter outreach in the community. When you adopt, you save more than one life— the one you adopted, and the space opened up to save another. Follow our journey and stay connected! 🌐 threelittlepittiesrescue.org 📘 facebook.com/threelittlepittiesrescue 📸 instagram.com/threelittlepittiesrescue Ready to welcome a new furry friend into your life? APPLY TODAY and become a hero for pets in need! *Due to rising transportation costs, a $87 surcharge applies. DISCLAIMER- Breed type is determined based on general appearance and behavioral characteristics, and cannot be guaranteed without DNA testing. NOTE- Texas adopters must pick up from the Houston area.