Meet this distinguished lady, a full grown queen with the attitude of royalty and the zoomies of a kitten. She’s mastered the fine arts of judging you silently, demanding snacks telepathically, and sitting directly on whatever you’re trying to do. By day, she’s a professional nap enthusiast. By night, she’s a part time chaos coordinator (specializing in 3 a.m. sprints and mysterious thumps). She enjoys long walks to the food bowl, knocking things off tables for science, and pretending she didn’t just hear you call her name. She’s also a certified snuggle expert, when she decides it’s cuddle time, you are legally obligated to comply. Expect purrs, warmth, and a slightly judgmental stare if you dare to move. She does have FIV, but don’t worry, she doesn’t require anything special and is ready to live a happy, normal life with her forever human. Her hobbies include shedding on black clothing, staring at invisible ghosts, and being absolutely adorable with zero remorse. Adopt her, and you’ll gain a best friend, a tiny supervisor, and a lifelong reminder that you live in her house now.