Meet Fat Boy — His Royal Highness, Ruler of the Couch, Keeper of Boundaries At 3 years old, Fat Boy is a distinguished gentleman… with opinions. Neutered, up to date on his shots, and surrendered due to a move alongside his sister, Sissy Girl, he’s now accepting applications for new staff—I mean, family. Fat Boy enjoys the finer things in life: elevated perches, quiet admiration, and affection strictly on his terms. When he’s done being pet, the meeting is adjourned. No follow-up questions. Expect: • Regal lounging from high places • Judging you…silently, but thoroughly • Brief, exclusive windows of affection (a true honor) • A cat who knows exactly what he wants—and isn’t afraid to enforce it He would love to go home with his sweet sister, Sissy Girl, who helps balance his royal… personality. That said, Fat Boy can rule solo—provided his new human understands the art of patience and respectful coexistence. This is not your average lap cat. This is a monarch. A legend. A mildly spicy house panther in a tuxedo of fluff. If you’ve ever wanted to be lovingly tolerated by royalty… Fat Boy is ready to consider your application.