Meet Miss Biscuits: The Sweetest Thing You'll Ever Knead! Are you looking for a professional baker to join your household? Miss Biscuits is officially taking applications! This plump, affectionate lady is the definition of a "lapcat." She doesn't just walk into a room--she saunters in, looking for the nearest comfy spot to turn into a bakery. Miss Biscuits is a super social girl who adores people and will happily knead your lap, purring the whole time. She is looking for a calm, relaxed home where she can be the center of attention and spend her days lounging. If you have a warm lap and a gentle heart, Miss Biscuits is ready to fill your life with love (and plenty of biscuits).