Are you ready to add 37% wrinkles, 42% ears, and 100% personality to your life? Meet Walrus—a low-riding, high-rolling gentleman who looks like he was assembled from leftover parts but somehow turned out perfect. Walrus is a certified cuddle technician with a face that permanently says, “I have seen things… mostly snacks.” His signature look includes luxurious forehead folds, soulful eyes, and ears long enough to pick up radio signals from neighboring states. Scientists are still unsure where his body ends and his wrinkles begin. Walrus is looking for a loving home that appreciates fine wrinkles, low-to-the-ground zoomies, and a dog who may or may not try to sit directly on your face. Bonus points if you enjoy slow walks, big laughs, and explaining to strangers, “Yes, that’s really what he looks like.” Adopting Walrus may result in excessive smiling, chronic treat purchasing, and an uncontrollable urge to squish his face (gently, of course). Apply today—Walrus has been practicing his “who, me?” face and it’s devastatingly effective.