Do you enjoy chaos? Have you ever said “I can fix him” about a cat? Are your ankles too unscathed and your curtains too intact? If so, we have the purrfect cat for you! Ares is a little menace who runs on catnip, bad decisions, and pure audacity. He parkours off furniture at 3am, love bites ankles and hands, and has absolutely NO respect for personal space or authority. BUT, beneath all the criminal activity is a hilarious, affectionate little guy who will make you laugh every single day. He needs an adopter who understands that life is better with a little chaos and a lot of FUN! Adoption Requirements: ✔ Sense of humor ✔ Strong reflexes ✔ Ability to say “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” at least 17 times a day ✔ Willingness to love him forever In all seriousness, Ares deserves a fun home, and someone to give him lots of attention, the attention he desperately craves. This little guy came for a horrific hoarding situation where he never received any of this, so I know once he realizes he has it, he will probably settle down some. Ares is about 2-3 years old, neutered, fully vaccinated, snap tested negative, and WOWZA is he handsome. He is a beautiful black tabby with the most striking coat coloration. Only those who think they’re tough enough, need apply! Ares would be purrfect for a cat loving dude looking for his furever sidekick!