Stairs: Mysterious. Judgy. Professional step inspector. Stairs came from a hoarding situation, so he's taking life very seriously... at his own pace. She's not a lap cat, not a hug enthusiast, and definitely not here to boost your ego. He prefers to lurk in corners, silently judge your choices, and occasionally allow you the privilege of his presence - usually in exchange for treats. Patience and calm vibes are mandatory. Snuggles? Ha. Not today. Opinions? Sharp, plentiful, and occasionally sarcastic. Humor? Dry, perfectly timed, and all Stairs. If you're ready for a cat who's part ninja, part sarcastic life coach, and fully in charge of his own schedule, Stairs is your slow-to-warm, hilariously judgy, tiny overlord. Bonus points if you enjoy being monitored while he decides whether you're worthy of his attention.