Meet Ron Isley Part dog, part potato, part mysterious springtime creature. At first glance, you might think his back legs are just... decorative. But don't be fooled-when the attention hits, this man activates. He'll either melt into a puddle of pure love or spring into action, scooting after you like, "I'm a sneaky slitherin' snakey snake." Ron is ridiculously sweet, wonderfully goofy, and powered almost entirely by human affection. Leave him alone? Absolutely not his brand. This is a next-level Velcro dog-once you crouch down and say hi, congratulations, you now have a permanent, potato-shaped shadow. This spring, skip the flowers and adopt something even better: a wiggly, snuggly, attention-loving loaf who just wants to bloom right next to you. Dogs: Unknown, we rec. a meet and greet! Cats: Unknown Kids: Unknown, we rec. everyone in the home meeting before adopting!