“Bambi: The Softest Little Drag Queen” Meet Bambi, the shy sweetheart with a purr that could power a small village. She was born with fused back legs, so she scoots around like an adorable fuzzy sled—zero special care needed, she’s just built for low-rider life. She uses her litterbox perfectly, loves other cats, and once she warms up, she’s a total cuddlebug. She can’t jump or climb stairs, but honestly? That just means your countertops are finally safe.