Oh hi. I’m Nikkita. Yes, the Nikkita. You may sit down—I understand meeting royalty can be overwhelming. I’m confident, playful, and just a little bit sassy. Think: best friend with main-character energy. I love people, enjoy attention, and will absolutely keep you entertained with my goofy antics and tiny boss-lady attitude. If your life is missing a little sparkle, a little sass, and a whole lot of love—I’m ready to move in. Don’t keep me waiting. I have a kingdom to run (it’s your house). Apply now. I expect snacks and admiration upon arrival.