I'm Beretta. I'm a sleek black kitten with a laid-back vibe and a secret wild side. Most of the time, I'm just here to relax, observe, and look adorable. But every now and then? I hit turbo mode and unleash the zoomies like it's my full-time job. Personality: Chill girl energy with surprise bursts of chaos. I'm affectionate in a low-key way and absolutely live for belly rubs—yes, it's not a trap. You can pet the belly. I insist. Likes: Belly rubs (seriously, don't be shy) Lounging around like I pay rent here Random zoomie sessions at top speed Puppy pads litter boxes (trust me on this one) Dislikes: Litter boxes... they're confusing and, uh... snackable (working on it) Being bored for too long Missed belly rub opportunities Looking For: Someone who appreciates a relaxed companion with a dash of unpredictable energy. Must support my lifestyle choices—especially my very specific bathroom preferences. Fun Fact: I can go from “peaceful princess” to “tiny race car” in 0.2 seconds. Swipe right if you want a chill cuddle buddy who keeps life interesting.