FOR ADOPTION OR TRANSFER TO A RESCUE, EMAIL animalcontrol@whitesidehealth.org Meet McFATS — the walking definition of no thoughts, just vibes. Estimated to be around 2–4 years old, this already-neutered goofball is a pitty/lab mix made with 100% love and approximately 3 brain cells (and they’re all competing for third place). McFATS is a beluga-level unit of energy — whether he’s zooming, wiggling, or enthusiastically investigating absolutely nothing, he is fully committed to the bit. He came in with another dog, so we’re guessing he either had a buddy at home or formed a dramatic “stray besties” alliance on the streets. Either way, he’s got main-character energy and is ready to bring his chaos to a forever home. ✔️ Fixed ✔️ Ridiculously handsome ✔️ Certified goober ✔️ Will love you with his whole entire empty head If you’re looking for a dog that will make you laugh daily, keep life interesting, and occasionally forget what he was doing mid-zoom… McFATS is your guy. Adopt McFATS — because life’s better with a little nonsense.