Crowbar: Sleek. Mysterious. Official supervisor of your life choices. Crowbar is about 3 years old and came from a hoarding situation, so she's taking life at her own pace. She's not a lap cat, not a hug enthusiast, and she won't be telling you what she's thinking anytime soon. She might be plotting world domination, silently judging your snack choices, or just staring at walls for dramatic effect. Patience, calm vibes, and treats are highly recommended. Snuggles? Not on today's agenda. Opinions? Loud, proud, and probably slightly sarcastic. Humor? Subtle, clever, and entirely Crowbar. If you're ready for a cat who's part tiny overlord, part undercover comedian, and fully in control of her own schedule, Crowbar is your slow-to-warm, hilariously mysterious companion. Bonus points if you enjoy being secretly monitored while she decides whether you're interesting enough to tolerate.