Hi, I’m Mary Ann, about 11⁄2 years old, 71.6 lbs, and currently writing to you from what the humans call doggie jail. I would like to state for the record that I am innocent... mostly. Okay fine. There may have been an incident involving the neighbor’s chicken coop. In my defense, nobody told me the chickens were not toys. How was I supposed to know they don’t like to play chase?? Other than my poor career choice as a chicken investigator, I am a big love bug. I love everybody, I get along great with other dogs, and I have never met a person I didn’t want to lean on like a 71-lb lap dog. If you need personal space, I am probably not your girl. If you need unconditional love, I am absolutely your girl. * My adoption fee is sponsored and reduced to just $40 to help me find a new home. Before I go home with you, the shelter will have me spayed, give me my vet exam, distemper/parvo vaccine, rabies vaccine, fecal test, general dewormer, and microchip — so I’ll be fully ready to start my new life (preferably somewhere without chickens). * If you’d like to meet me, call 256-362-5856 to schedule an appointment. Please come bail me out... I promise to retire from chicken-related activities.