Meet Shadow, your new live-in commentator, snack inspector, and full-time professional chonk. At 8 years old, Shadow has perfected the art of being gloriously, unapologetically fat. We are not saying he runs the house, but we are also not not saying that. He has lived with other cats, and was not a fan of having to share his space and attention. Shadow is extremely vocal. This man has opinions. He will talk to you about his day, your day, the audacity of his empty food bowl, and probably the meaning of life. If you have ever wanted a cat who actually answers you back, congratulations, you found him. He is a bit of a gentleman when it comes to his bathroom habits and prefers an enclosed litter box for privacy. No paparazzi, please. If you are looking for a quiet, invisible cat... keep scrolling. If you want a big, chatty, slightly ridiculous best friend who will absolutely judge you but also love you, Shadow is ready to move in.