Colonel Mustard is an older gentleman who has lived on the streets for the last 8 years. He was originally abandoned after being declawed and has been a neighborhood cat ever since. The Colonel is quick to purr and rub his head on you, but is very wary about being held or touched anywhere besides his back and head. Because of his life on the streets and his thyroid condition, he is very thin and needs the love an attention of a human who will help him in his retirement to live his best life. As a young cat, the Colonel joined the cat army as a private and quickly rose through the ranks to become a colonel. He has definitely seen battle and has the scars (physical and emotional) to prove it. He is a decorated veteran whose retirement plan is to eat all the pate he can handle and sleep in at least two different beds every day. He loves to watch the outside world from a window, reminiscing about his time in the trenches, but he has no desire to return to the battlefield. Colonel Mustard is comfortable around dogs and other cats. He hates his daily medication, but such is the life of an honored and respected senior veteran. Important to note, as a veteran, he will not follow illegal orders and will do his best to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. He also hates ICE.