If you enjoy marathons, triathlons, or hiking up mountains for fun… keep scrolling. Clarabelle will cheer you on from the couch — in spirit — while wrapped in a blanket burrito and snoring softly. CB is a simple girl with elegant tastes. A short walk to the end of the block? Yes. A scenic stroll? Sure. A five-mile hike? Absolutely not. She’s the kind of lady who believes the only kind of running worth doing is to the kitchen for snacks — or in her case, a 10-second backyard zoomie session followed immediately by a nap in the sun. Now, let’s talk vibes. Clarabelle is what happens when you mix a sweet old lady with a tiny teaspoon of chaos and a whole gallon of personality. She’s sugar, she’s spice, and she’s got just enough sass to keep you laughing all day long. If she were a drink, she’d be a chamomile tea spiked with a shot of espresso. Her favorite game? “Imma Get Ya.” Here’s how it works: you shuffle your feet back and forth about 6 feet away, say the words, and BAM — she spins in the air like an elegant, goofy little tornado. Do it again. And again. It’s a routine, people. She demands performance consistency. Clarabelle loves the idea of fetch. She’ll run after the toy, sure. But bring it back? Don’t be ridiculous. She has standards. She’s not really into other animals, mostly because she thinks they’re weird-looking. She hasn’t quite come to terms with the fact that she’s also one of them, but we’ll just keep that between us. She’s thriving in her role as the solo star of your life — no backups needed. Clarabelle is a snuggle queen, a bed hog, a blanket burrito, a sunshine-soaker, and the reigning monarch of “tell me I’m a good girl 78 times or we start over.” She’s happy just to be here, and she’ll let you know with the biggest, goofiest smile you’ve ever seen. If your dream dog is 90% nap, 10% sass, and 100% perfect, CB is ready to take over your couch and your heart.