Meet Dillo – The Gentleman with Opinions Dillo is about 7 years old and has mastered the art of being fabulous and picky. He’s basically the canine equivalent of that guy who only drinks single-origin coffee and judges your playlist—but in a charming way. Kids? Hard pass. Random dudes? He’ll let you know if you make the cut. Dillo believes life is too short to waste on people who don’t appreciate his refined taste in belly rubs and personal space. If you’re looking for a dog with personality, standards, and just a hint of sass, Dillo is your guy. Apply now—if you think you’re worthy.