Location: Waynesville, OH Roger is a 1-year-old French Bulldog with the attention span of a squirrel and the energy of a triple espresso. Equal parts chaos and charm, he ricochets through life chasing shadows, losing toys he literally just had, and starting at least five activities before finishing one. Sit? Maybe for half a second. Stay? Absolutely not. His brain runs on a constant loop of: “ball! snack! nap! wait… ball again!” Despite the whirlwind, Roger’s real superpower is making people laugh. One minute he’s zooming across the room like a potato with rocket boosters, the next he’s curled up on the couch or stretched out in a sunbeam like he didn’t just commit three minor household crimes. We’re only about 50% sure he knows what “sit” means, but he’s very confident about the treat part. Roger has been fully vetted through our rescue, including neuter, stenotic nares, soft palate correction, vaccinations, heartworm testing, and microchipping, so he’s ready to breathe easier and start his next adventure. If you’re looking for a goofy, affectionate little sidekick who keeps life interesting, Roger might be your guy.