ADOPT SPRUCE Spruce is an adorable baby who loves other cats. He will likely be permanently baby-faced, and loves to play. So far he has a clean criminal record, so if you want a kitten who won't damage your things, we recommend Spruce for the job. Downsides of adopting Spruce include the occasional bit of side eye, his all-too-cute meows that will prevent you from ever leaving the house, and Spruce's need to lick your hand if you pet him to confirm that you have in fact washed said hand.