Excuse me… quick question. What are you people waiting for? I mean really… I’ve done everything on my end. I’ve posed dramatically in the window like a mysterious model. I’ve perfected the adorable hammock pose. I’ve shown off my handsome face. I’ve demonstrated my professional cuddling abilities. I even put my little kickstand leg on display because apparently people think it’s cute. And yet… still no adopter. Let’s review my resume, shall we? ✔ Name: Edgar ✔ Age: About 1.5 years old ✔ Special Feature: Titanium knee (yes, I am partially bionic, you’re welcome) ✔ Battle History: Hit by a car as a kitten… survived like the warrior I am ✔ Current Status: Extremely handsome, very sweet, and accepting applications for my forever human Yes, I have a little limp. Yes, my leg sticks out like a tiny kickstand when I sit. But honestly? It just adds character. And makes me extra adorable. What I’m really looking for is simple: A comfy window. A warm lap. And someone who appreciates a very resilient, very lovable, slightly sarcastic cat. So again… I ask… What are you people waiting for? — Edgar (Titanium knee. Titanium spirit. Mildly offended I’m still available.) 😼