Hi I'm Patches, a former street legend turned indoor gentleman. For years, I roamed the neighborhood like I owned it (because... I kind of did). Eventually, I discovered a wonderful system called "multiple humans who give wet food." For about a year and a half, I perfected my feeding schedule by charming several neighbors. efficiency is important! Then one day, the humans upgraded my lifestyle. I was trapped (rude), brought inside (suspicious), and quickly realized this place has endless food, soft beds, and no rain. I adapted immediately because I'm smart like that. Now I'm learning the fine art of being a house cat: lounging, trusting, and accepting my well-earned retirement from the streets. Still street-smart, fully adaptable, and ready for my forever home