Meet Tonka If you've ever thought, “You know what my life is missing? A 50-ish pound toddler with zero self-awareness and a permanent goofy grin,” then congratulations — you've found your guy. Tonka is an 8-month-old, fully fixed, professionally derpy gentleman. His hobbies include aggressively loving everyone he meets, presenting you with toys you didn't ask for, and making that face — you know, the one in the photo. Tongue out. Eyes wide. No thoughts. Just vibes. At 8 months old, Tonka is in his prime “teenage goober” era. He's got legs that seem to move faster than his brain and a tail that appears to be powered by unlimited renewable energy. He's playful, wiggly, and fully committed to being wherever you are at all times. Personal space? Never heard of it. He would thrive with a family ready to continue teaching him things like: • Four paws on the floor is a lifestyle • Not every moment requires zoomies • Toys are fun, but sleeves are not toys The good news? He's already fixed, so he's ready to focus all his energy on being your best friend instead of making questionable life choices. Tonka would love an active home that appreciates a little chaos, a lot of laughter, and a dog who lives life at full volume. If you're ready for daily entertainment, enthusiastic cuddles, and a permanent sidekick who looks at you like you hung the moon (even when you're just holding a treat), Tonka is ready to move in. Apply now before this happy, handsome doofus bounces his way into someone else's heart. MA license #0092