We caught Marie on Tinder. Her profile reads: Slender hairy lady with different colored eyes that may make you wonder if I have all my marbles. I do, and some extra. Looking for a lifelong companion who likes a little spice in their life and won't be intimidated by my intelligence or athletic abilities like my ex who I won't name but rhymes with bark. I'd like someone who actually gets off the couch unlike Mark, oops I said it, and wants to explore the great outdoors. Someone who enjoys puzzles would be a bonus cause of all my brain cells and I'll admit I do enjoy some cuddles though it pains me to admit I'm kind of soft on the inside. I'm still deciding whether I want any other hairy four leggers in my life but I'm open to exploring that possibility. Cats are aliens, convince me otherwise. Kids, well I won't be having any but if you have some and they are tall enough to not crumble with my athletic leaps, we can talk. I'm a catch, Mark is not. CS