Meet Derpy: Professional Goofball & Full-Time Heart Thief If you’re looking for a perfectly polished, dignified feline… keep scrolling. If you’re looking for a five-month-old white and brown tabby whose brain occasionally buffers mid-thought and whose hobbies include dramatic zoomies, sideways hops at invisible enemies, and falling off things he meant to land on… congratulations. You’ve found Derpy!!! Derpy is 100% sweet and approximately 147% kitten nonsense. He wakes up every day and chooses chaos — but like… adorable chaos. He will: • Chase his own tail like it personally offended him • Attempt Olympic-level jumps with mildly questionable outcomes • Stare at you with that “Did I do that?” face • Then immediately climb into your lap for snuggles Because here’s the thing — behind the goofy grin and occasional crossed-eye moment is a very loving boy. Derpy is affectionate, people-oriented, and happiest when he’s involved in whatever you’re doing (whether you invited him or not). He’s the kind of kitten who turns your house into a sitcom. There will be laughter. There will be mild confusion. There will absolutely be late-night zoomies. But there will also be: • Loud purrs • Head boops • Warm cuddles At six months old, Derpy is still full of playful kitten energy, but he’s also at that wonderful age where his personality is shining bright — and it’s shining in pure, lovable goofball mode. Derby tested negative for FIV/FELV and has been vaccinated, neutered and microchipped. He is litter box trained. His adoption fee is $50. If your home is missing a little laughter, a little silliness, and a whole lot of love… Derpy is ready to derp his way right into your heart. 💛🐾 Click on the link below to complete an adoption application Noah's Hope Animal Rescue Adoption application link https://form.jotform.com/50308432400137