“BMO: Professional Lap Occupier, Part-Time Drama Queen” Meet BMO, the grey-and-white queen who was returned to us through absolutely no fault of her own—she would like that noted for the record. She’s shy at first, but once she decides you’re trustworthy, she transforms into a full-time lap warmer and expert cuddler. BMO prefers a peaceful kingdom, ideally with no other pets, though she might tolerate one extremely chill, non-annoying cat who knows personal space. If you want a loyal companion with mild “I judge everyone until I love them” energy, she’s your girl.