ADOPT BLAKE If you've ever wanted a dog that's 70% good boy, 20% tiny dramatic actor, and 10% confused alien baby... meet Blake. Blake is a crate-trained KING. Overnight? Nailed it. While you're at work? Rock solid. Busy at home? He's unbothered. Zero separation drama. He gives "independent gentleman" energy. Very little protest. Honestly? 10/10 roommate material. We're working on his potty skills, and he's this close to earning his official gold star. The first few days he tested the "marking" waters, but since we caught him every time, he's decided maybe that's not his brand anymore. Future adopter just needs to stay consistent and on it - supervision is key and he'll thrive! Dog friendly? Kid friendly? Strangers? Approaches confidently... then suddenly remembers he's "just a smol baby" and freezes dramatically like he's in a soap opera. It is HILARIOUS. He's walking on leash everywhere now because we're building confidence and not allowing the "carry me, I am delicate" routine anymore. We are raising a DOG, not an extraterrestrial toddler. Bre says he's weird as hell. I say he's perfect. Official rating: 8.7/10 (points deducted only for theatrical performances). Blake is funny, sweet, dog social, kid friendly, and ready for someone who will appreciate his quirky little personality and keep up his structure. Who's ready to adopt this lovable weirdo?