Breaking News: Feline Felon Found Guilty In a stunning courtroom development earlier today, the notoriously charming 7-month old Henry has been officially pronounced guilty of widespread heart theft. 🐾 Authorities report that this repeat offender has been targeting unsuspecting victims using a calculated combination of thunderous purrs, luxuriously silky fur, and the strategic deployment of irresistible air biscuits. 🐾 Witnesses describe Henry’s method as swift and highly effective, approaching targets with calculated charm before stealthy claiming their hearts as his own property. Officials warn that he shows no remorse and is expected to reoffend at any moment. 🐾 Henry is considered armed with cuddles and dangerously affectionate. Citizens are strongly advised not to approach if spotted. Attempting interaction may result in prolonged snuggling, spontaneous baby talk, and the permanent loss of one’s heart. 🐾 When asked for comment about his actions and if he would be willing to change his behavior if released on bail, Henry had this to say: “Hey, bro. Tell yah girl I said PSPSPS.” 💛🧡❤️🩷💜💙🩵💚🐾🐈‍⬛ If you or someone you know has been impacted by the crimes of Henry or another adoptable pet, please visit http://LPAH.org/adoption. We want to hear from you. A huge thank you to Cool Cats Professional Pet Sitting, LLC for sponsoring Henry's adoption fee. https://coolcatscatsitting.com