Rugaz Rescue Inc.'s Adoptable "Ichabod". A 1-year-old French Bulldog with the face of an angel and the personality of a mildly sarcastic life coach. Ichy is sassy. Sweet. Gorgeous. Smart. Snarky. And quite possibly the most food-motivated creature to ever walk this earth. We’re not exaggerating. This boy has a PhD in Snack Management. Bedtime at your house? Oh, don’t worry — he’s already scheduled it. Why? Because Ichabod receives a bedtime cookie when he goes into his crate. And that means YOU will be going to bed on time. No scrolling until 1am. No “just one more episode.” When Ichy says it’s bedtime, it’s bedtime. He will politely (but firmly) remind you. Honestly, he’s the accountability partner you didn’t know you needed. He loves running wild with his fur siblings, zooming around like he pays rent there. But his ultimate favorite thing in the world? Snuggling up with you for a movie night or supervising your typing so you can finish faster and get back to what truly matters: him. He’s crate perfect. House perfect. Smart beyond reason. And somehow manages to be both a little stinker and an absolute gentleman at the same time. Ichabod isn’t “high maintenance.” He’s just highly aware that snacks exist. If you’re looking for a hilarious, loyal, ridiculously handsome little sidekick who will keep your schedule tight and your couch warm — Ichy is your guy. Apply to adopt. He’s already penciled you in. Rugaz Rescue Inc. www.RugazRescue.org