It is I, Percy and I’m currently staying at this establishment to find the perfect permanent venue for my operatic singing. Being part of a traveling troupe of strays has been a tiresome ordeal, the road is not kind to a gentleman such as I. All I ask in return is a lavish room, plenty of pets, and a proper place to practice my singing. You’ll receive a free performance daily and many sessions of affection. I do not mind having companions of the feline variety, I do love a large audience afterall. If given what I ask, I will bring the beauty of song and lifelong friendship.