SINGLE MIXED FEMALE LOOKING FOR LOVE & TO BE SWEPT OFF HER FEET Please #Share “Big heart. Zero matches. Mildly offended.” - Location: Ferndale, MI - Breed: American Staffordshire Terrier / Mastiff Mix - Weight: 60 lbs of pure loyalty and unmatched cuddling ability - Age: 3-4 years old _____________________________________ About Me: Single. Sassy. Spiraling slightly. I’ve been on the rescue version of Tinder for way too long, and I’m starting to think my dream family accidentally adopted a goldendoodle instead. But I’m still holding out hope. I’m the kinda girl who’ll hike with you by day and spoon you like a clingy koala by night. Lover by day, baddie by night. I’ve got the zoomies and the emotional depth. Basically, I’m the full package — just no one’s committed yet. ____________________________________ Looking For: - A fenced yard and a working knowledge of belly rubs - Kids? Love 'em. - Dogs? Yep! Just let me vibe-check first. - Cats? That's a hard nope. - Must enjoy couch snuggles, snack-sharing, and excessive flattery - Must tell me how pretty I am at least three times a day — or I will assume you hate me ____________________________________ Hobbies Include: - Hiking - Giving high-fives - Swimming - Knowing basic commands - Car rides with intent - Dramatically flinging toys - Couch cuddles with full body contact - Going to the park - Nap time - Being a Foodie - Being fully potty-trained - Sleeping in weird yoga poses - Making you feel like you’ve finally found “the one” _____________________________________ Turn-Ons: - String cheese - Compliments - Being told I’m the prettiest girl in the whole world - Emotionally available humans with stable snacks - Praise in a baby voice - Rotisserie chicken & Salami Turn-Offs: - Ghosting - Cats - The sound of treat bags not opening - Being ignored when I throw myself dramatically onto your lap ____________________________________ Adoption Fee: $200 Includes all my vaccines, microchip, heartworm test, fecal test, spay, flea/tick & heartworm prevention — and a lifetime of love and emotional support. _____________________________________ **** Apply to make it official**** LAHPDOGRESCUE.COM See more adoptables: lahp.petfinder.com Stalk my glow-up: Facebook.com/HelpUsHelpThemDogRescue Instagram.com/helpushelpthemdogrescue tiktok.com/@helpushelpthemdogrescue _____________________________________ Don’t make this emotionally available queen refresh her inbox one more time. Wendy is ready to love you, nap on you, and be your most loyal, dramatic companion for life. #AdoptWendy #SingleNotSubtle #LoverByDayBaddieByNight #HelpUsHelpThemDogRescue #RescueMePlease