Hello. I'm Squidward. I'm a handsome, tortured artist. Luckily, I have my closest friend Jack Daniels by my side. Not the alcohol. The fluffy guy who lives with me. We go together, since we're so close. We can often be seen grooming each other or spooning. We get each other, because we both have cryptococcus. It doesn't affect us much now, but my case was really severe. It caused my distinct wide nose bridge. Because mine was so bad, I take medicine to this day. I'm a good boy about it though. I may be on medicine forever, or I may not need to take it one day. It would be good for me to get into a home, as it may improve my chances of getting off medicine. It would also just be nice to have more space for me and Jack. We might seem stand-offish, but we're okay with pets from our friends, and we'll come out of our sunbathing spots for a good treat. Once we get to know you in a home where we feel safe, who knows how friendly we could be? What do you think? Any room at your place for 2 distinguished gentlemen?